A few days ago while enjoying a Sunday evening and a hot cup of tea at my friend Mariana's East Hollywood apartment, I picked up her "Best of The Onion" book and began to thumb through the pages. I came upon this particular passage and thought it was very funny so I took a picture of it for potentially comedic future usage. Truthfully, I only wanted to get the first paragraph in the shot as that's where the real laughs are, but Mariana had taken the book by that point and I didn't want to be too much of a nuisance.
Later, alone, looking over the whole thing, I just felt bummed.
