Boys

Boys are cheats and liars,
They're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second
Baseball, baseball,
He thinks he's gonna score
If you let him go all the way,
Then you are a
Horticulturist studies flowers,
Geologist studies rocks
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his
Cockroaches, beetles,
Butterflies and bugs
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of
Jugglers and acrobats,
A dancing bear named Chuck
All guys really want to do is -
Forget it, no such luck.