"Y'know, I came up with a new game show idea recently.
It's called The Old Game.
You got three old guys with loaded guns on stage.
They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished,
how close they came to realizing their dreams.
The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out.

He gets a refrigerator."


- Chuck Barris, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind