A couple of mornings ago I was awoken by what I was sure had to be the most annoying sound in the world coming from the TV, and I thought to myself, "it's gotta have something to do with Tyler Perry!"

AND I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

It was a dumb commercial for that show "Meet the Browns"! In it, some really old weird guy was jumping rope and chanting.

Txts from Ma

I sent my mom this txt yesterday

"Member how I had a cyst in my breast? Doc didn't feel anything on Weds!"

and got this amazing txt from her in reply:

"Hooray maybe try bras again or not"


LOL.

I love Mike because I know that I could say anything to him and he would never think any less of me.

C'mon Bus.

A coupla days ago Kayla had a job interview and she was waiting for the bus and she had been waiting a very long time and she txted me and said she knew that if she txted me a bus would come and IT DID!!!








Isn't that nice?

Real Shit Daily #3

ok so yeah.

I am really not upset by the fact that some people are not gonna like my music or be into my live show.
Completely understandable.
And there is so much more to "Colleen Green" than just the music that it doesn't even matter.

However, the person whose quote I included in my last post also tweeted this from the same night:

Woman next to me: "Some chicks should not pick up guitars."

Oh?

WTF else am I supposed to do, ass?

I'd like to know what that lady is doing with her stupid life.
Besides going to bars and standing around waiting for opportunities to rag on lil' green ones like ME for getting up on stage by myself and trying to have fun.

I often hafta remind myself that some people are just really depressed and dissatisfied with their own lives which are to say the least BORINGASFUCK, and they feel the need to take it out on me. I try not to let it bother me, but the fact remains...

U R A DOUCHE.

CG Backlash!

"Colleen Green is the worst shit I've heard in a while. Gum-chewing, one-chord-playing, sun-glasses-in-a-dark-club-wearing shit. Sooo...cool."

Hahahaha. That is awesome. Someone twittered that LIVE from a show I played in San Diego this past weekend (which was, BTW, hella fun!!!)

I was wondering when peeps were gonna start hating on me...it only took 6 months!

I love this though because I have totally been wanting to write a blog entry about how shitty my live show is.

"So lemme get this straight...this bitch just stands up there wearing a see thru night gown and hangs out on the A chord the ENTIRE time? uhhhhhh....."

That's what I would think, were I not CG herself.

But anyway...