overheard @ von's

Dumb Lady: How do you spell "Iowa"?
Cashier: I-O-W-A.
Dumb Lady: No, that's not it. Idaho.
Cashier: Idaho is I-D-H-A-O.
Dumb Lady: I-D-H-A-O?
Cashier: I-D-H-A-O.
Dumb Lady to whoever she was talking to on her stupid phone: I-D-H-A-O.

I D H A O.