The cabbie driving me to Logan Airport a few weeks ago was trying to avoid hitting a rabbit and came very close to flipping the vehicle cuz it was 3:30 am and he was going like 75 mph on a Storrow Drive off ramp.
It was really, really, really fucking scary.
In Driver's Ed they taught us to only risk our lives for a domestic animal.
If it's a squirrel or some shit, just go right for it.
Why didn't I ask him to slow down?
Cuz I didn't wanna sound like a pussy bitch?
I tipped him, too!
He was probably on meth or some shit like one of those all-night truck drivers.
Fucking jackass.
I forgot to tell anyone about that.
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