- The other night I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch with Lilly, and all of a sudden my entire hand was in her asshole or whatever, and I realized it and was like EW!!! and took my hand out right quick and it was COVERED IN BLOOD AND THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

I am glad that that was only a dream, but I am also not glad that I had that dream.

BTW.

You should all know that most everything I write in this blog is a complete and utter joke.
Except for all the real shit.
That shit ALL actually happened.