None of the boys I have been with are special enough for me.
That's why I'm alone.

(I have to tell myself stuff like that every day so I don't kill myself.)

No but really, I'm not in as bad a mood as I was a couple of days ago.

I am sort of sad now, but I was REALLY sad then.
I cried over spilled milk!!!
To be fair though, it was chocolate milk.


The End.