Did I mention that Kayla is here? Well, she is, and I am very glad about that.

A couple of days ago we decided to go to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery! I had never been. It was a nice day. There was a peacock on the loose and some guy was chasing it with a broom and it kept screaming.



We saw a lot of fresh gravez. But these here, these are palm trees.



We went inside a mausoleum.





It had pretty windows.


Thennnn we decided to "do something else fun" and went to the Griffith Park Observatory. Except we drove all the way up this time and parked in a parking lot instead of parking on a street wicked far away like me and Evan Parker did and having to walk like 3 miles up a wicked steep fucking hill.

It was fun like we hoped!



We sat on a ledge. Here's Kayla enjoying herself.

Then we went home and probably ate something really delicious. We've been doing that. It's nice.

That was Friday.

Saturday was heccccccckkkkkkka fun.

We were looking for something free and fun to do, and my new friend the Comedian suggested that we come to a "Comedy Party". When we found out that a "Comedy Party" means that you go to someone's house in the Valley, they give you tons of free beer and alcohol, everyone smokes weed, people play beer pong, there are dogs there, and then funny people tell really funny jokes in someone's garage which has a bunch of awesome couches and chairs in it, and then a High School Musical Pinata is smashed and everyone eats weird candy, and then the hosts bring out a giant hookah and we smoke some fruity tobacco, we decided we definitely should go to that.

Sharlotte came with us! We went to her house beforehand and made falafel, it was really good.



Here she is in her Christmas-themed hat.



Here's a guy telling jokes in the garage wearing a Hepcat workshirt.

This party was so much fun! In fact, we had planned to bail on this party at 11:00 PM sharp to go to a show, and ended up staying until like 3 am.


We've been really into comedy in the past week. We like it because it's free, and so far we have seen Chris Hardwick, David Koechner, and Maria Bamford TWICE.

We just love to laugh.

When Kayla and I both lived in Boston we would go to comedy shows together. Mainly she would meet me in South Boston where I worked, and we would walk to Faneuil Hall or take the T to wherever a Rob Crean show was happening and we would smoke mad bowls and then go to the shows and get wasted and heckle the comedians. In a loving way, though. I am sure that everyone hated us. If it wasn't me I probably would have been like, "those girls seriously need to shut the fuck up." But I am a bitch kind of.

Anyway it's fun and is just like old times!!

On Monday night we went to Hollywood to see a comedy show that our new friend the Comedian was hosting. We took the bus and missed our stop cuz we were on drugs and babbbbbblingggg. So we got off the bus and went into the grocery store to get snacks. I got an apple and a Snickers! And, I am pretty sure the morphine man was in front of me in the grocery store line!! Weird huh?

We asked people how to get to Sunset Blvd. Which, if you think about it, is a pretty well known street, and no one seemed to know how to get there. So we walked and walked and asked even MORE people and finally someone very close to it told us the right way, and we found it.

The comedy show was at the Hollywood Bar and Grill which was in a plaza and they made us buy two drinks which ended up costing $17!! Oi!

But, the show was fun. Chris Hardwick was funny, and my friend the comedian gave me a HUGE bag of pretzels which me and Kayla snacked on alllll the way home. (I ate my apple during the show.)

I didn't take any pictures that night. We took the bus home and stayed up pretty late chit chatting and watching Sex and the City.

We've been eating a lot of cereal too. I fucking love cereal. It is the best snack! Currently I have Crunch Berries, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, and Special K Fruit and Yogurt. Yum.

THENNN last night we went to another free comedy show! It was also a fun night!
It was in Downtown L.A. right next to the 5 Stars Bar in a small-ish theatre with EXTREMELY comforable seats that were really big and cushy and had awesome armrests and reclined almost all the way back.

We took the bus there and this dude kept trying to feed us stuff. First a chocolate donut, then a banana, and then he kept trying to convince me to let him find me new shoes.

I don't wants no new shoes, thank you, I said.

Then he wanted to smoke weed with us and hang out. He was old, and from Tennessee, and racist as shit! I gave him a fake phone number. I hope he doesn't read this.

I also made some art. Here it is!



Here's a painting of some lil' sheep or something I made at Sharlotte's. It was inspired by nursery rhymes and the Blink 182 poster.



Nintendo Power Collage #1



Nintendo Power Collage #2



Nintendo Power Collage #3


THE END! :)

Last Nite

Hey homies.

Let me just tell you, Kayla is here and we BOTH have food stamps now and we are eating like KINGS!!!

Currently I am sitting next to an open box of Hostess chocolate frosted donettes.

Kings, I said.

We also made an incredibly adorable strawberry cake, I ruined it though and now it's more like a huge pile of strawberry crumbs. if you just put a bunch of frosting on them though its basically the same.

I played a show last night in Chinatown, it was pretty fun! Turns out, the dirty night gown is just as fun to sleep in as it is to play in. Multi functional. Great investment.
Me and Kayla smoked weed on the street and a small man tried to show us a video of something on his phone.

I took some pictures.















That's it, bye!

Bang Bang.

I'm playing a show tonight.
My 2nd ever in L.A.
The dirty night gown makes its debut.
I am hella nervous.
Don't know much about the show except that it's got something to do with "the seduction of violence in graphic novels".
I'm gonna make some Nintendo Power collages.

Kayla is asleep in my bed.
I am in the living room.

Feelin' Rodney Dangerfield for real.

I'm so into boys that look like animals.
Wolves and puppies mostly.
All of 'em dogs.

Hi.
Right now I am sitting in my bed eating a PB&J, drinking lemon lime Gatorade and sort of watching this Eddie Griffin reality show that I had no idea existed.
This is round two because I already went to bed once tonight but then I woke up to a txt from Kayla. The txt said:

"Someone shit in my shower. :("

That is so gross.

Then I listened to UB40 a bunch.
I can't believe I can hear this mother fucker below me snoring.

There are also a bunch of drunk dudes out on their balcony across the street and it's extremely bothersome. In a place like Oakland this sort of noise wouldn't bother me cuz there's ALWAYS noise, but here it is sooo quiet that a little disturbance such as this on a Saturday night seems completely uncceptable.

Oh yeah, I am also smoking the rest of my weed by myself.

I was gonna save some for tomorrow, cuz I am going to a comedy show I THINK, but whatever.
I still have tons of morphine.

I learned tonight that Brian Posehn listens to Revocation. THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

I watched "Where the Wild Things Are" yesterday and I thought it was boring as shit!!!! Fuck a boring ass movie, shit.

While I'm here I might as well tell you about my day. I don't feel like going back to bed yet.
I spent it at the beach and right now I smell fuckin' AMAZING.

Dana is in town and he took the bus to my house and then we took the bus to the beach. Dana rules!!

(Aiight so apparently, Eddie Griffin has EIGHT MOTHER FUCKING kids and the premise of the show is that his moms has just moved in with him to help take care of them.)

I took these pictures today.

UPDATE.

I went to the hospital yesterday at like 3 am and they pumped me chock FULL of sweet fluids. I was hella dehydrated :-(
I got out around 8, got weed, got lots of sleep and now I feel sooo much better.
Haven't puked in over 24 hours! Yayayayay!

Have I mentioned how much I love weed?

Also, a nice nurse told me how I can get 100% free health care in L.A.
Also, a somewhat bitchy and not-hot doctor put her finger in my butthole to check for ulcers. The male head-of-the-ER doctor made her do it, and she kept apologizing to me. Hahaha!
I guess I'm glad it was her and not him? He was wicked old. I don't know.

OI.

Anyway, now I am drinking a vanilla Frappuccino drink and eating Apples n Spice flavored oatmeal which is reminding me of a crisp fall day.

If you haven't heard my cover of "M&Ms" by Blink 182, you should listen to it now cuz it's bumpnnnnnn!

And thank you to the nice man who offered to come to L.A. and cook delicious + nutritious meals for me. Whoever you may be.

Lates.

Colleen

OMG.

Don't mean to turn this into a total complainy complain spot for complaining. but fuck.
I am not having fun.

I was just watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and crying wicked hard.
This family of 6 was having a great day swimming at the lake. 6 year old girl riding on the shoulders of her dad.
Dad goes down, can't get up, brother goes in to save him, they both drown and the cutest little blond boy I've ever seen is sobbing while telling us all about it.
Then their house burned down.
HOLY FUCK this is the saddeest fucking thing I have ever seen, I have to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians now.


In other news, I haven't been doing too well.
Not eating. Can't eat. Taking too many pills. Puking every day.
I picture myself just lying there on the floor, barely able to breathe, wasting away. Not far from the troof.

I HATE being sick + sad!!!!!!


I wish I had someone to cook delicious & nutritious meals for me.
It's very hard to do it alone.
gets old real fast.
It was so great in Oakland. We would have family dinners all the time. Cook, drink, and smoke together and hang out and laugh about the stupidest shit ever. Me, Nate, Dan, Steve O, Erica, Kayla...and Lilly of course.
I thought I could do it alone, but I can't and I also don't want to anymore.
I need Kayla and Erica.


My cousin told me when I first was in the hospital that it was OK to have a "WHY ME???" moment. I am having that moment. I have been having that moment since last July. Is that still okay?