Wednesday, May 5, 2010

UPDATE.

I went to the hospital yesterday at like 3 am and they pumped me chock FULL of sweet fluids. I was hella dehydrated :-(
I got out around 8, got weed, got lots of sleep and now I feel sooo much better.
Haven't puked in over 24 hours! Yayayayay!

Have I mentioned how much I love weed?

Also, a nice nurse told me how I can get 100% free health care in L.A.
Also, a somewhat bitchy and not-hot doctor put her finger in my butthole to check for ulcers. The male head-of-the-ER doctor made her do it, and she kept apologizing to me. Hahaha!
I guess I'm glad it was her and not him? He was wicked old. I don't know.

OI.

Anyway, now I am drinking a vanilla Frappuccino drink and eating Apples n Spice flavored oatmeal which is reminding me of a crisp fall day.

If you haven't heard my cover of "M&Ms" by Blink 182, you should listen to it now cuz it's bumpnnnnnn!

And thank you to the nice man who offered to come to L.A. and cook delicious + nutritious meals for me. Whoever you may be.

Lates.

Colleen

8 comments:

  1. The acknowledgement and thanks are very much appreciated ! The offer still stands if you are ever in real need of it. If you are down in my neck of the woods maybe I'll show you around ocean beach (san diego's hippy,alternative, anything goes neighborhood).

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  2. i would be bumming so hard if i had to go through all this bullshit, colleen. your attitude is maaad inspirational (and the blink cover is good too)

    -capn

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  4. i just double posted "p.s. weed" and didn't want anyone to realize i messed up but now it looks like i said "JUST KIDDING I HATE YOU" and then felt bad and retracted my remark. i didn't do that though, i swear.

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  5. haha! aww. I love you very much, capn dan, and will see you sooooon!
    :-)

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  6. p.s. I'm going to take bong rips now.

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  7. I'm glad you're feeling better and I like your song a lots. Its good you at least have weed to pull you through all of this awfulness but you should move back to oakland to be with the ones you love <3

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