More Boys and Things.

Cary Elwes


Joseph Gordon-Levitt


Casey Affleck (my favorite out of all the Affleck brothers)


Michael Pitt


Luke Wilson like TEN YEARS AGO WTF LUKE U SUCK NOW.


John Cusack. Who doesn't love this guy?
This is also like the best picture that has ever been taken of anyone. IMAO.



Now for real though, my friend Dan was in town this weekend! It was super fun.

But I am going to briefly talk about Thursday night first because it was fun as well.
My brother got free passes from ain tit cool.com to go see the movie "The Crazies". My brother's friend Elliott, who I just learned is like 40-something, met us there. The movie was okay. There were human beings on fire and uhhh.....gross guys? There were a few pitchfork stabbings as well. Danielle Panabaker from the movie was there and did a Q&A. My brother asked her a question and she said it was a really good question and he's the only person she said that to and he was super psyched because he's in love with her.

Allllso, Joe Lo Truglio, who you may remember from such films as Superbad, Role Models, I Love You Man, and all those other movies, was there too, just hanging out. That guy is awesome. I wanted to tell him so, but instead when I saw him after the movie I just smiled at him real nice like, and he smiled back at me. He rules!

So then afterwards me and my brother were hungry so we went to Cafe 50's.









He got meatloaf and mashed potatoes with veggies. I am so into the idea of getting a meal like that at a diner. But I never do. I got a grilled cheese with bacon and sweet potato french fries!! It was really good.

The End of Thursday.


So then on Friday morning I picked up Dan at the Long Beach airport. It RULLLLLED!!! We immediately went from there to the weed store to meet up with Danny. We got a bunch of weed. Thanks Danny. Then Dan and I took one hitter hits and burn turned all the way back to my house. Then we maxed and relaxed and took bong rips and I made a really great pipe out of a potato. We got delicious chinese food. Then we went to Echo Park to see The Strange Boys!

I was so excited because I love The Strange Boys and they just keep getting better and better and I wanted to watch them helllllllla stoned and I really wanted to say hello to Philip.

When we got there there was a substantial line. We waited in it for a while before realizing neither of us had any cash. So we walked to a Walgreen's to buy stuff and get cash back. I bought a coconut nest and a caramel egg. YUM!!!!! We went to an alley and smoked out of the potato pipe. Then we went back and waited in line some more and then some guy came out and told everyone that the show was sold out and there was no absolutely chance of anyone getting in.

God Dammit!

So that was actually pretty sad. We came back to my house, smoked a joint, and watched a movie, I think, but I can't remember what.


You can't really see it, but this is Dan hitting the potato pipe in an alley way.

Saturday was a very rainy day. But that did not stop us from going to Manoly's to get breakfast burritos. Yum, yum, yum. Then we came back and hung around and smoked tons of weed. Then we tried to decide what to do. I looked up free stuff on the internet and found a free HAWAII NIGHT! thing at this place called The Grove which is like an outdoor fancy mall which seemed like it was very close to us. Ryan drove us there and it was extremely far away. Then when we got there there were like, 5 people folding really shitty home made leis into boxes and being like, "welp, good hawaii night everyone!" this hawaii night SUCKED!!!!!
Haha! It was so foolish. At least there was a cool fountain there. I kinda figured it'd be like that, but we really had nothing else to do. So then we drove to the beach, walked to the pier, smoked a joint by the water, and then we went to the arcade to play air hockey. Dan schooled me in the first game and it was a draw between him and Ryan. I am getting bad at air hockey. Thennn we came home and got stoned and ordered thai food from a place I have never tried before! It was HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA DELICIOUS. Then we drank chocolate milk with kahlua in it and I went to bed.
Then, this morning, after waking and baking with Dan, I dropped my brother off at his friend's house in Hollywood at like 8:30. Now the car and the whole house is MINE!!! Until tomorrow night!
I can eat whatever I want. And post about BOYS ALL THE TIME!
So, I came back and picked up Dan and we went to the beach because it was actually really sunny and warm out today!!! We smoked a joint and sat by the water and got corn dogs on a stick and then I dropped him off at the Long Beach airport.



Now I sit here, alone.

I update my blog.
I hit the potato pipe.
I EXIST!

I'ma go get some fro-yo.

let's hear it for the boys.

let's give the boys a haaaaaand.
let's hear it for my baby
you know ya gotta understaaaaand.
ohh,
he may be no romeo,
but he's my lovin' one-man show,
whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Let's Hear it for the Boys.



Jesse Bradford





Aww. He's sad! And hot. and Cute. I love his crooked smile.



Josh Hartnett









And of course....Christian Slater

Dude!

Hahahahaha, oh my god, I just got the best txt EVER from my friend Dana and I really wanted to post it. It reads...

"Dude! The whole not working, smoking pot, drinking coffee everyday thing is petty awesome. Good call."

He spelled "pretty" wrong, but you get the idea.

Celeb Cruzhez.

Last night as I frantically txted back and forth with my new friend, the topic of celebrity crushes came up.

I had to think about famous guys I want to bang. A few came to mind. I used to be pretty obsessed with Adam Brody back in the O.C. days.


(Don't get me wrong. Would still bang the shit out of.)

Ryan Reynolds

Mostly back in his "2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place" days, but I still think he is cute, funny, and hot. This isn't the best pic I've ever seen of him but he's WITH A PUPPY!!! Camaaaan.

I also was obsessed with Nick Stahl for a pretty long time after seeing "Disturbing Behavior". Now I find his general appearance to be a bit disturbing. Here's a young one of him though:


Then I realized that I don't really worship famous dudes anymore. I mean, I certainly crush on A LOT of them. I pretty much think every guy is hot. I think Michael C. Hall from Dexter is cute and hot. I think Matthew Fox from Lost is cute and hot. I like em all. But I get over em pretty quickly. Flashes in the panties.

THEN I realized that my real die-hard crushes are always on girls. Like with boys I'll be like, FUCK yeah that dude is HOTTTTT and I will usually still think it after some time but I'm not as supportive of them as I am of my wymyn. Maybe it's like, a female power thing? Where I just feel like YES!! YOU ROCK GIRL!! WORK IT 4 LYF. Plus, it's easier for me to look up to them. Because I am a girl.

I used to crush HARD on Alison Lohmann. I once saw a picture of her that I will never forget. I'm going to try and find it now so I can post it.

That took me sort of a long time but here it is!


(she's the one receiving.)
I realize now that her face isn't even in this picture. But yeah. I think this is like...the cutest thing I've ever seen.
I'm not that into her nowadays. I mostly thought she was super hot and wholesome in the movie "Big Fish", and then when I saw the pic above I was like WHOA. Check her out though, she cute, right?




But anyway, I have been broughten to my real crush.

Jamie King. (Or James, Jaime, whatever.)

I love her.

She is so fucking cute and natural.

I have loved her for a long time.
I love her bone structure, her body, her fucked up teeth, and I also just think she is a really good model. Not the best actress. But a great model. PLUS she was in the movie "Slackers" which ruuuuuuules!!!

I'm going to put her face on the cover of "4 Loko 2 Kayla".

Now I will post tons of pictures of her. Enjoy.







sporting fucked up cornrows and STILL cute.











I wish I looked exactly like her.


More celeb crushes coming ur way soon. I somehow managed to leave the gas on last night after cooking dinner and it smelled like gas really bad and Ryan got scared. I woke up at like 6:30 am. I am glad it is now 9:00 AM though because I feel like that is a more socially acceptable time to be up and making coffee and breakfast. I am cold and hungry. TIME 4 COFFEE!!!!!!!

Yesterday was fun.

This blog is so mundane, I love it. I always feel like Rosanna Arquette in Desperately Seeking Susan where in her diary it's like, "I ate a piece of cake today. The cake was a chocolate cake. It was a good cake." etc. And Madonna is all like, "UGH BORINGGGGGG." Madonna is such a bitch.

You know who is really hot though? That guy from Coyote Ugly. And Australian or some bullshit too? Yes please. Actually, I know his real name. It's Adam Garcia. I love this because that also happens to be the name of an extremely RAD dude I'm friends with named Adam Garcia. He lives in Portland, OR. He has long hair and he was in Oliver North which fucking rules.

Right now I'm in my bedroom and I am sort of stoned off resin. There is a guy sleeping on our couch and he be snoring. He was making some FUCKED UP noises last night....he seems to be ok now though.

I love going to the beach because every time I go there, people are nice to me. I told you this before but a few weeks ago when I went there a lady gave me a beautiful flower for no reason whatsoever, I just assumed it's cuz I look real good, and then a couple days ago when I went to meet up with Joe Butler, a crazy guy told me he liked my bangs. Going to this beach makes me feel fucking great about myself. I should do it way more often.

Speaking of Joe Butler, I had another fun hang out sesh with him and his friends last night. I drove down Santa Monica Blvd. to Casey's apartment in "East Hollywood", which took very little time. I met his roommate Marcus who is really nice and small. We watched Mr. Show and drank dranks. I also gave them some of the zucchini bread that I had made earlier that day. They seemed to enjoy it. It is good zucchini bread after all. After like 3 years of trying to bake shit I have found that the most important ingredient when baking really is TLC. It really is.

It really is.

So after a while we walked to this bar called The White Horse. The proprietors were two old Polish women who put a cherry in my drink one minute and omitted the cherry the next. I hate that. I love cherries. BUT, this bar was pretty cool and there were free hot dogs, cookies, and candy. I ate cookies cuz I like to do that. I started to eat a hot dog because I also like to do that, but after like two bites I decided I did not want to do that, and I couldn't even pawn it off on Joe because he doesn't take ketchup with his hot dogs!!! I couldn't believe it.

The Tiger Woods press conference was on TV. He looked SOOOOOO SAD. Poor guy. Well, I don't really feel bad for him by any means, but I do think what he did kind of RULES. Fuck tons of whores and text babes every-mother-fucking-day.

Work it out, boy.

Then we walked back to Casey's and smoked weed out of a bong with ducks painted on it. I told the boys a secret I had never told anyone else before! I'm not going to say what the secret was in here though because it was sort of a special moment. We listened to Superdrag and other music. Then Joe was like, "Hey Casey, what KORN songs do you have?" And I was like, "Mista, mista......GET ME OUTTA HERE!" It was cool though cuz it was like 3 a.m. and I haven't stayed up that late in a long time. That's total bullshit. Like a week ago I stayed up all night long cuz I was on morphine and just stared at my window instead.


The End.

Valentines et al.

What a fantastic Valentine's Day I had this year.
I think this was the first year in a long time that I haven't actually HAD a "Valentine" in my life. But, there is a boy out there that I think is mega cute. We talked a bit on this day, and it was VERY fun. Whenever there is a new person in my life it makes me look in the mirror way more than I already do. It's like....me? For real?

I also went on a pseudo-date with Evan Parker. I have mentioned him in this blog before, but to jog your memories, Evan Parker is a boy from Westwood, MA who I have known since I was maybe 17 or 18. We met through tonyandpals.com. Pretty much EVERYONE thinks he's the biggest creep in the entire universe but I just think he's hilarious. He lives in Orange and rides a motorcycle, so he rode up to my neck of the woods (note: I just typed "weeds" by accident. Floridian Slip.) and we went out on the town.

It was super fun. I had never ridden on a motorcycle before! I was scared, but it was so awesome. It was beautiful out and we rode across Los Angeles to get to the Griffith Park Observatory which is up in some hills. The sun was setting as we got there and I tried to take a picture of the street and some palm trees from the back of the motorcycle but it got deleted :-(

While on the back though I did manage to snap this picture of Elmo hanging out at A Million Milkshakes:


It kinda looks like he spilled milkshakes all over himself, doesn't it? Or maybe it was one of those fucking brats who did it.

So yeah, we got to the park type place but we had to walk up a GIANT motherfucking hill to get to the observatory. It was incredibly steep and long and it was very tiring. BUT once we got to the top we could see the entire city. It was really cool.



I took these pics with my crappy phone.




"We're almost there.....sort of...."









The inside of the observatory had a really crappy "museum" with "exhibits" but they were really just dumb pictures, stuff that didn't work, and like 2-frame animations of "how the tides work" and bullshit such as this. But that's okay.

Me and Evan trekked back down the hillside which took us like 1/4 of the time it took us to get up. His motorcycle was still there, which we were psyched about so we high fived. Then we came back to my house, picked up my brother Ryan, went to In N Out Burger, got Burgers, then came back and watched the "Flamin' Moes" episode of The Simpsons. Amazing.

Then Evan left and I got high and looked at pictures of a naked boy. !!!


Something that is ALSO fun is that Joe Butler is in town!!!
I met Joe when I was a freshman in college. He also attended Umass LOL but dropped out or something before we actually met. I went to see the Ataris with him on his birthday without ever having met him before, and he was really surprised that I didn't think he was going to rape me. We have kept in touch ever since, but I haven't seen him in a couple of years. He is extremely hilarious so I was excited to hang out with him. I met he and his friend Casey, who is also from Boston but now lives in L.A. on the beach a few days ago.
It was super fun. We sat near the water for a while next to the pier and I smoked a joint which I rolled out of tampon paper because I sent the rest of my ZigZags to Danny I.D. as a present.
Then we ate Hot Dog Sticks. Delicious.
Then we played in the arcade for a bit. I played skeeball, Whack-a-Mole (YES), Feed Big Bertha, and Joe and I played air hockey. He kicked the shit out of me. I won a colorful bouncy ball. OH! I also played a really fun game where you try to win a big gumball. I won TWO gumballs, so I ate one and gave the other one to Joe (as is evidenced in This Picture.). These gumballs were HUGE, I am telling you.
Thennn we walked down the pier a bit, Joe tried on some silly hats and he and Casey did nerdy things on their fancy phones. Then we walked to Casey's car, and he gave me a ride to MY car. Free parking for me all the time!
Then I drove around and got lost for like 2 hours while listening to "Raw Romance" by Nobunny. That album is fucking perfect. I also listened to Milo Goes to Compton. Those are the only tapes I have in the car at the moment.



Here's Joe standing near the peep machine. You pay a dime, just like in the old days, and see a nudie picture of a sexy buxom lady. I peeped. The contents of this machine are four plastic naked woman-shaped figurines laying on like....a very small beach towel or something. Cute. Real cute.



I like to play. You can kinda see me in the mirror. Well, you can see my huge flowery skirt. The one that Blarry gave me.



Here's Joe and Casey playing an extremely fun game. You put quarters into it, and try to win as many tickets as possible.



The End.